Sergio Garcia is no longer one of the best players to have never won a major tournament.
Golf has a new Masters champion.
And I’m going fishing tomorrow.
At this point, you might be asking yourself why I’m planning to dunk a few worms on a Monday – the beginning of the work week.
Tomorrow is my birthday. I’ve taken the day off and I want to spend it breaking in the new rod I bought last week as a present to myself.
I’m not sure why I bothered to fetch a new pole home from the sporting goods store. I don’t deserve it. I’m a terrible fisherman.
The thing is, though, I’m an even worse golfer. You’ll never see me in a major tournament playoff like the one Sergio Garcia and Justin Rose engaged in to decide the 2017 Masters at Augusta National.
But if Garcia can stick with golf and finally win a major tournament after more than 70 tries, the least I can do is try to actually catch a birthday fish or two.