I hate to limit your options, especially this close to Father’s Day, but if you’re thinking about getting me a wallet, you should probably think again.
I bought one this week.
I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t wait until June 18th. My old wallet was falling apart.
Not completely, mind you. The magnetic clip that secures paper bills worked just fine.
But is keeping a wad of cash on hand really necessary anymore? With bank cards the norm, who carries a whole lot of actual dollar bills these days?
And since we’re on the subject of folding bills into wallets, when is the last time you heard someone refer to a wallet as a “billfold?” I haven’t heard anyone use the term since I was a kid, when my mother used it from time to time.
There seems to be only a few reasons to walk around with real, honest-to-goodness dollar bills, anymore. I only carry money when I need to pay say – my barber. The barber shop I frequent remains a cash-only business, so I usually end up going to an ATM and withdrawing only what I need to pay for a haircut. If I think about it, I MIGHT get a little extra for when the kids come calling for a hand out, but that’s about it.
Anyway, I didn’t buy a new wallet because I was worried about securing paper money. I was worried about losing the plastic cards that have largely replaced bills. The stitching that held my old wallet together was unraveling. And, the see-through sleeve that holds my driver’s license wasn’t really a sleeve anymore. I nearly lost my license several times because it kept slipping out.
So yea, since I couldn’t trust my wallet to be a proper wallet anymore, I bought a new one.
But don’t despair about finding a Father’s Day gift for me. There are plenty of other good ideas.
Just don’t get me a new tie. I haven’t worn one on a regular basis since I stopped reporting on West Virginia state government and took what is ostensibly a desk job at NPR in Washington, D.C.
A new fishing lure or two would be nice. But I’ve all but given up on hooking fish. I’m a terrible fisherman.
You could get me a wrist watch. But I don’t really need one because my smartphone is perfectly capable of telling me the time.
A new case to protect my smartphone would be cool. But I’m thinking of upgrading, so it’s anybody’s guess if what you buy me now would fit a newer model later.
Socks are always welcome. But when I bought my new wallet I also sprung for some socks. So, maybe not.
Same thing with shaving gear. Don’t need a new razor. I’m partial to facial hair.
Come to think of it, a beard care kit would be super, except my wife bought me one a month or two ago during a silent auction fundraiser for a local do-gooder group.
I could go on, but I think that’s enough for one day.
Hope this handy list helps!
And don’t forget, Father’s Day this year is Sunday, June 18th!