Mismatched shoes: New Trend?
This is what happens when you don’t get enough sleep before dashing out of the house to go to work way too early on a weekend morning. I didn’t notice until I got to the gas station to fill-up. By that time it was too late to do anything about it.
If you hear me on the air this morning, you’ve now got a picture in your head.

I have met my laugh quota for the weekend.
Already? The rest of the weekend is going to be pretty boring